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Because The God of All Creation Cares ...

About your underwear!

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Don't let anyone leave this particularly endering detail off of the list of the vitally important things that the God who created the entire Cosmos cares about when it comes right down to you.

You being member of 8 plus billion individuals, making up one the 350 plus species of  primates, representing 0.0000007% of the total number of species on Earth.

Earth being one single tiny planet of nine in a quaintly undersized solar system,  which is only one among 150 plus billion making up the milky way galaxy, itself being one of approximately 50 making up the local group of galaxies containing 150 plus billion stars .... and on and on it goes. 

It's so encouraging to know that in amonst all of this, God cares for us right down to this level of intimant detail that I've taken to obsessivly banging the personal stains out of my secret sacred smalls with a rock and if you truely loved the latter day Jesus as much as I do (and want to avoid the flames of eternal damnation on a "for ever and ever. Amen." type basis) you'd reach for the most ruggeed piece of readily available regolith and start banging away like there's no tomorrow too! 

CAUTION: Gentlemen please take care to remove your underwear before you commence your labor of love of the Lord with your laundry lest you inadvertantly damage your sacred sausage shaped thingy rightly restrained there in. Ladies should also resist the temptation of letting their enthusiasm get the better of them when removing the over the shoulder bolder holder for cleaning purposes.
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